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Teh SECRET of Japanese animation!


THATS the SECRET! GAINAXING!!!

Now I often wondered why all these anime shows I liked had either one or ALL of the female characters sporting huge boobs that bounced all over the place... Like in GunXSword, Outlaw Star, Cowboy Bebop, Gurren Lagaan, now in the Book of Bantorra I r watching now.....I was like hmmm well it's on in primetime in Japan so I guess to get ratings thats what they have to do? Then I read about fan service and all that... BUT thats not the secret... YOU see... GAINAXING is a mysterious power than can be used by you to cover up all the problems in your shots *for male viewers...

So like say I animated this shot of these two samurai d00ds fighting and I did a crappy job that I'm totally embarrassed about... NO PROBLEM just add a character in the corner of the shot Gainaxing! No one will see the crappy swordfight animation because they will be staring at the hypnotic boobs...

So thats all YOU HAVE TO DO for your animations! And its totally easy! Cinema 4d has a "jiggle deformer" to do just this... So I am happy to say that all the animation Sux in HSM and there's no story..but TONS OF GAINAXING to keep you sidetracked.

Oh yeh I had never seen any "Bleach" until last week... Hmmm I wonder why its so popular? Must be the story 0_o
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  1. ExyNovember 20, 2009 at 5:34 PM

    LMFAO honestly i laughed for a good 5 minuets when i saw this m dot
    XD
    kepp up the good....schinanigans

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  2. AdamNovember 21, 2009 at 2:27 PM

    BOOBIES!!! YEAH!!! REAL ART!!

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  3. AnonymousNovember 21, 2009 at 9:18 PM

    Way more excited for this movie now.

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  4. David T. KrupiczNovember 22, 2009 at 1:57 AM

    I apr( o )( o )ve of this filmmaking method.

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  5. PhyloNovember 22, 2009 at 6:11 PM

    Dude, Bleach actually does have a pretty good story...lol but I suppose there is some of that "gainaxing" in it as well, haha.

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  6. AnonymousNovember 23, 2009 at 6:18 PM

    HAH. I saw what nodelete did with the word approve.

    Since I've read this post, everything boring or lame I've watched, I instantly begin to think, what IF there was some gainaxing in this flip?

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  7. M dot StrangeNovember 23, 2009 at 11:24 PM

    All jokes aside this post acts as a warning because there is actually a lot of gainaxing in HSM...BE AFRAID!

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  8. AnonymousDecember 3, 2009 at 5:26 PM

    DOOD. It's spelled GAINaxing. I'm a big stupid American. How dare you correct me on my pronuncing.

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