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Strange American man translates normie American speak

"I'm not a fan" = I don't like it but I'm so afraid of what other people think I use this veiled language instead of just saying what I really think- Example- I'm not a fan of Del Taco, I got explosive diarrhea last time I ate there. "It is what it is" = I have nothing to say so I'm just going to open my mouth and make a noise and say something that means nothing- Example- I got fired, it is what it is. "You're not getting any younger" = you are close to not being sexually desirable and your time of death is near- Example- When are you going to get married? You're not getting any younger you know. "Me time" = I'm lazy and want to sit around doing nothing- Example- I really should be working on that project but I decided I needed some me time. "Amazing" = mediocre, if everything and everyone is described as being amazing that simply cannot be true- so amazing really ju